I don’t want him to think I’m crazy, because I’m not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.

And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don’t always share my secrets.

I knew we'd have to bring our 'A' game, ... But I never expected our best score in the state tournament.

Course superintendent Brandon Nichols has the course in as good a shape as it could be,

We try not to make it too difficult for them, ... But their are some good golfers that we have to challenge. Finding the balance is difficult.

You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?

Thank God.Yeah, God. That guy.

Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed.

They rushed in like sickle cells forced through a vein.

My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her will.